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Title: Undocumented Windows95 Error Codes
Contributer: Dodd Harris IV
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                    Undocumented Windows95 Error Codes

The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which
somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation.

   * WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
   * WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
   * WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
   * WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
   * WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
   * WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
   * WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
   * WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
   * WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
   * WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
   * WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
   * WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
   * WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
   * WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
   * WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
   * WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
   * WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
   * WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
   * WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
   * WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
   * WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new
     one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
   * WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
   * WinErr 01A: Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
     software. We are terribly sorry.
   * WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
     Next time you will get a penalty for that.
   * WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
   * WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
   * WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
   * WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
   * WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
     lost.
   * WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
     virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be
     closed and the virus will be activated again.
   * WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
     Please click the left mouse button to continue.
   * WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
     Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
   * WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
     another game?
   * WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
     the system to complete boot procedure.
   * WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available